I HATE DOING DISHES!

But I looked in the sink and I had: 1 knife, 2 measuring cups, 1 tablespoon, 1 teaspoon, 1 spoon, 1 bowl, 1 baking sheet, and then all the crap from breakfast.
WHY! (Imagine me on the floor of my apartment galley kitchen on my knees screaming to the heavens.... "WHY!?")
Why do dishes have to be so unfun to wash? Why do we have to wash them at all? I wish there were disposable dishes for everything.... but that would be environmentally irresponsible and then the landfills would fill up to fast. Even writing this blog post is pissing me off. Thank the lord my boyfriend helps with the dishes because if he didn't I might very well go insane.
Microwave meals are easier... but don't they say that microwaves will kill us one day? Much like just about everything else we are exposed to these days?